Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Not every journey ends....




Introduction:
Not everyone is good for belly dancing, neither every men suits in French cuts.
Politically correct people say, “It’s not my cup of tea”
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“Hi! What is happening over there?”
“Hello! I am not sure why people have gathered. Shall I confirm?”
“I’ll be obliged if you can.”
“Sure! I’ll be back in a blink. Can you just keep an eye on my belongings?”

Pankaj was soon one of the several thousand persons standing on Indore junction, railway station.
Being demoted is not a good feeling, is it?

“Hey bhaisaab! Why all this Babel? ”
“Don’t know brother. I am just a shadow in front of you trying to enquire the same.”

Some seventy five, OK pardon my rowdy exaggeration, fifty people were standing there. All Men!
 Don’t get ideas, we still have good number of ladies traveling and railway is quite safe (An NGO studies says it is safer than Donkey’s back.)
Pankaj was representing one; there might have been others as well.

A straight line by the minute pointer and Pankaj succeeded to reach the enquiry counter, His Bag…Belongings!!!! Forget it.

Not any of his predecessors had anything to explain him. We Do Not Believe In Sharing…OH!!! DO WE??

“What’s going on? Something fishy?”
 “Nahi Nahi! There has been some small problem in Intercity Express.”
Damn! Repeat that, you filcher.
“What problem? Are you talking about Nizamuddin Intercity Express?”
Heaven, do not say this. It is 10th of May. I am sweating like a PIG.
American PIG dumbo, our pigs are smarter.

He ignored Pankaj’s clamor, he has to. A tank full of people come daily and create brouhaha over his head. He announced over the microphone, “Train no. %&^*^ , Indore to Hazrat Nizamuddin via….. blah blah blah…”
Pankaj prayed, “Don’t say that, you black tongued.”
The announcer continued “has been delayed and will leave at 9:30 PM, with a 7 hours delay.”
“Your inconvenience is deeply regretted” He added.
“Aaraghghgh! I’ll tear up your belly and cinch your pancreas if you repeat your regret again.” Pankaj was quite poor in abusing.

Some 10 minutes later…..

She was still sitting there, eager but calm. How people from Venus maintain two different shades at a time?
Don’t ask me, I am from Mars. Ladies!! Any help?

“Hi! Are you fine?”
As if she is looking an exhausted Usain Bolt. 
“Hiiii! Ya ya, I am good. Where have you been?”
Wow lady! Were your brown eyes not following me? Do I look a fool? Filth lies.
But then truly, lies wrapped in Azure silk duppatas are beautiful.
“Nothing! I have just been to the enquiry counter. Did you hear the announcement?”
Or are you making me the assassinator?
“No! What announcement?”
“Intercity to Delhi has been delayed; I hope you are not traveling with the same.” I wish you do. I strongly do. How will I pass remaining 8 hours? I can not buy and read novels at railway stations.

“Ohhh! How long? I am traveling with the same.” Girls are cute when they are little worried. Of course, they are cuter when they blossom their smile.
“They announced around 7 hours. You can go back to the place you stay.” You have luggage equal to three hippos. Indore must be your home.
No god, no. Please.

“No no! I am not a native here. I was paying a visit to my friend’s marriage and will have to wait at the station.” OK, this mascara, eye liner, ponytail… Now I got it. Huh! Even I can be stunning after burning 3000 bucks in a parlor.

“Hmm, I see! Then? Staying here for this long? At the station?”
“I wish I could move, but I’ll wait here. I have quite some luggage and then I am unknown to this place” Some? You say it again and authors of Oxford dictionary will hunt you down. Or may be not, for you are so gorgeous. Males are cheated, are not they?
I demand reservation.

“Ok! No worries. I was also about to stay. It is awfully hot outside. Let us move to the waiting room”
“Yes, which way?”
“Come; give me two of your bags.” You got a coolie for nothing.
“Hey thanks! You are a nice guy.” Tell me something else, I know this.

Waiting room had….. Room… WOW, I mean WOW!!!!

Pankaj was breathing heavily. He murmured “Lady, are there cement blocks in your bag, which I’ll have to carry again?”

“You said something?”
“No no! Was just wondering what your good name might be?”
“Hey! You should have asked. You are a bit too humble.” As if you have asked your collie’s name.

“OK, now asking. Here am I, Pankaj.”
“Sneha, from Meerut.”
“Great! I am from Varanasi.”

Two hours passed.
“Pankaj, you are quite quiet. See how much I have spoken, about me, my college et al.”
Because I am not wearing that Apricot stole. Because I am half lost. Because I just want to hear.
“Haan! You said something? No, I usually speak less.”
“OK, tell me what you do?” Currently? Staring you divine lady.
“Well, I am a software professional at an MNC in Gurgaon. I help in IT related issues petroleum industry faces.”
“That must be something very brainy. You look quite intelligent.” That means you are actually not.

5PM……..

“Hey Pankaj! Do you know some place here to roam around?”
“Did I not tell you that I have been here only for 2 days due to my sporting commitments? I do not know a thing.”
“Can we explore, if you do not mind?” My purse would, though I won’t.
“Let us go then.”
“Hey, but I pay for myself. You should not have any reservation for that.”
“Though I do not like anyone paying if I am there, but if it is a thumb rule for you, I’d rather respect that.”
“You are truly a kind hearted gentleman. Your wife would be a very happy lady.” Yuck!!
“Bring me down, I am not that good. Let us go.” It is not always very good to hear good words about you. Especially, when you are not good at praising others.

Somewhere on Palasia Road, in the middle of Chappan Chowk, Neeraj was doing his job of the day, staring.

To be very honest, he never did so in his entire life and it was not the SRK or Anil Kapoor’s feeling but still he was staring  Sneha gulping Pani Puris.

“Hey, try some. They are very nice.”
“No, thank you. I’d look for some lassi.”
“Buy me a couple of Gulab Jamuns then.”
“Sure, but won’t you mind if I do so?”
“Eh! Friends. Can have something from your money.” Sneha lend her bare left hand out to shake. Pankaj tumbled, but was good at hand shakes. Thanks to corporate.
“So! Are you saying to buy clothes as well?”
“Hush! You are not that good friend yet.” Sneha giggled.
Why do they giggle, why can’t they laugh?

9 PM…..

“How long Pankaj?”
“Very soon. Do you want me to go and ask?” Am I the driver?
“No leave it, they would announce.” Really? Would they?
“By the way, will you move to Meerut directly or will stay at Delhi for some time?”
“Will catch a bus ASAP. Hey! What is your coach number?”
“S7, yours?”
“Same!! Touchwood. Don’t say you sleep at night?”
“I usually do not.”
“Great! We will chat then.”
How long a girl can chat?

10:30 PM…

“So tell me Pankaj, what are your hobbies?”
“Why? Will you challenge me in cricket field?” Currently, listening you.
“You are too quiet.. Don’t you know how to talk good things to girls?”
“Hmm!”
“How do you define friendship?”
“Hmm!”
“Your take on love?”
“Hmm!”
“Any girlfriend? You must be having.”
“Hmm! Ahem..haan..nahi.. no, none.”
“Do not lie; there must be scores of girls who would fall for you.”
“Wow! How do you know?”
“Girls have 7 senses; I can foresee things you can not.”
“Great Deviji! Spare me. I am a fool.” Agreed, had no other way.


2:45 AM…

“Now sleep, I am sleeping too.”
“I don’t feel like. I’d sit for sometime.”
“Do you smoke? Guys awake till this late usually do.”
“Shut your mouth and eyes and don’t get ideas poor girl.”
“Ok baba! Don’t frown. It is already very hot. Calm down.” Giggle again.


4 AM….

Sneha asleep, Pankaj at the door.
What was this? Certainly not a friendly affection. He has been friends to many many boys and girls. It is something else. May be the thing called a tinge of love. May be..may be not.
Pankaj does not know. It is entirely new experience. He goes back, Sneha is still sleeping, divine..childish.

5 AM…

Pankaj still thinking, jotting down things. The page is full; he has no space for this thing.
He combs his hairs. Whenever he combs, he is confident and had made a decision.

8:30 AM….

“Good morning lady! Had nice sleep? Need some tea?”
“Good morning! No, will have a mouthwash first. You did not sleep? ”
“I did for 5:30 to 7:30. Need no more.”
“Hmm” Beautiful was a word to describe her. No more staring though.

12 noon, Nizamuddin Station….

“OK! Bye Sneha. Go safe. It was nice traveling with you.”
“Huh! Shall I ask for your number? Cheapo!!”
“It is 97%^**^&*, but do you need that?”
“Won’t you ask mine?”
“No, if you require you would find another person again somewhere. And if you really wish to talk, you can call me at my number.”
“Strange! Don’t you feel like calling me?”
“Probably not. I mean you won’t understand. It is some 8th sense.”
“You are a great philosopher.” Giggles…the same one.
“May be…:aisa hi hun main. OK leave now.”
“OK bye! Have a great day ahead. Will call you sometime.”


Pankaj walks and walks tall staring at sky, as he usually does.

Somewhere, Chitra ji is singing…
Mere jaise ban jaaoge, tab ishq tumhe ho jayega……Tum bhi ghar der se aaoge
Jab ishq tumhe ho jayega

Pankaj can not be that… life goes on, a new sojourn, a new platform.
A dew drops on hot road....and vanishes.Music plays.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

The importance of being grotesque …




7th Jan, 2010…
Ehh, Collingwood sucks. 40 runs off 189 balls. Snails are dying of contempt. Damn!! It is pathetically pathetic.
 The operator inside my mind starts rolling his film; I am in to my memory lanes.
Someday, March 2001,
Ehh, this teacher sucks. Three and a half out of hundred. Life is too tough after taking his papers.
Every day, sometime, somewhere,
Papa is a bit too strict; he always says NO and never ever bothers about us. He himself is 41 but looks older than 50. How weird?
BELIEVE me, it is not at all important who said this, when did he/she said this. Even if you won’t, hardly matters.
By the way, for fellas not knowing Collingwood, he is a subtle English batter. In a country where class is not permanent, he stands as a pole.
Anyway, not going in to Styne-Colly war, come back to consciousness.
Just think for a couple of seconds. And you will get to know, yeah, your experience also says the same.
So, there are people who are destitute, average, commonly common, unpleasing and to a large extent UGLY.
But is it not important to have ugly people in life?
I remember…
Ohh, by the way, I have a bad habit. I remember a lot.
Yeah, so what…yes!!!
I remember once someone asked Glen Mcgrath, the only man on the planet who can bowl at the same place for years and decades without failing, “Who is the batsman you find most abrade, difficult and demoralizing to bowl to?
Sachin, Inzamam, Lara are quite good and so is our Punter but the person I find most annoying is Dravid.
 “Why so?” was the next question.
You come with desire and full strength and you are on target but he is unmoved (mentally), unfazed, as dedicated as a kingfisher, as calm as an Indian yogi and lo and behold… All the laws of momentum get lost in his calm wrist. The leather rocketed with 145 KMPH could not roll 3 meters after kissing his willow.
But then he does not score’s at a menacing pace, right?
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Are you, any of you, of such opinion?
Let me discard the very same thought, as did Glen. I do not remember his words, thanks to power cut in our hostel. So, I’ll put it in my words.
He does and he does that in style.  He is like glue which holds the clay together and allows it to take any shape, mostly meaningful and beautiful.
When a father takes pain day and night, when he burns his age in to the hassle scintilla of life, the children get alluring light.
When people like Collingwoods and Dravids play ugly, beautifuls like Pietersens and Yuvrajs get to open up.
No building is completed without staining hands with dirt and mud. Behind every superhero’s costume there are several weavers spinning and knitting day and night non-stop..
Yes, it is important to be ugly, to be grotesque.
It is more important to respect their being, their importance and their value.
To end, this is for the finest, if not the best cricketer of all time:



With my hands down,
I delved in this cosmos.
It seemed futile and brown,
Then something linger came across.
It were you,
you vindicated my choice.
I yearned you and I earned you.
I had a hue for you,
and why should one not have,
when such a class you possess.
In every ditch,
you made a niche.
You are the only to remain on the pitch.
For your being on the crease I never prayed,
It was useless because you never betrayed.
A true leader, a true man,
You stay quiet, as you can.
May world argue, may they debilitate,
The sun may not rise,
It might not rain.
Despite of every harbinger,
there would be a man.
At least to clap, to stand, to praise,
You and your game.
One more scintillating drive,
DRAVID ONCE MORE

NOTE: This poem was written by me quite some time back. But it is still fresh and has exactly same relevance.                                                                                          
Glen Mcgrath has been one of the most accurate fast-medium bowlers in cricketing history, from Australia.